Thank You YouTube for...Thug Friends

My time in the Lou may have come to an end, but thankfully I got to witness the Thug Friends movement start before I left.  Consisting of duo Twiggy Kix and Nicholas Accomp, the two just have fun and rap about things that everyone in America loves--titties, carrot cake, titty milk and chicken.  If you don't love at least 3/4 of that shit, exit my page.

Check out Thug Friends search for their beloved poultry in the video for their latest single, Chicken Lovin.  

Their debut EP "We Are Not Rappers, We Are Wrappers" drops on August 31. Make sure to hit up Mademonarchs.com or Absolut-ism.com to download that. 

Props to Made Monarch O   

Thank You YouTube for...Kid Fury

If you appreciate people who always speak their mind and are hilarious at doing so, you need Kid Fury in your life.  I find myself always checking his blog, So Furious, YouTube channel, and Twitter page to stay up to date with all of our country 'tis of thee's foolishness and entertainment news.

Watch his latest edition of Furious Thoughts below and hit the jump for his commentary on Chris Brown & Justin Bieber's latest music video. Thank the man!

Thank You YouTube for...Affion Crockett

Most of you recognize Affion Crockett from the Wack Cannon show Wild'n Out, but he's doing his own thing now and he's making major moves.  The fellow NC native has been making people laugh through his YouTube videos and tweets, but come next Sunday 8/14, he will be broadening his audience with his own television show.

Watch a promo for the show below as he raps as Jay-Z, Kanye, Lil Wayne, and Cory Gunz and then tune into Fox at 9/8 central next Sunday to watch In the Flow.



The Weezy verse makes me think of Shawt Bus Shawty: Reloaded so catch it after the jump.

Stop the Madness! Mr. Ghetto: Walmart

THEY SHOULDA NEVA GAVE Y'ALL N@#$%S MONEY!!!!!!!!

...Or YouTube.  Apparently I'm not getting the full Wal Mart experience. Clearly I should be in the "lingerie section" bouncing it like a pogo stick.  Clearly for the ladies, this was their big break to get back in the business since their last days of fame in the Hot Boyz era.  I'm personally gonna call corporate and inform them of this f*ckery.

Thanks to my homie Lia for bringing this to my attention.

Walmart – Mr. Ghetto ” New Orleans Bounce from Vah Babah on Vimeo.

Thank You YouTube for...Norma Stitz

After watching a random episode of Nip/Tuck, I never thought I'd see breasts more powerful than these.

Lawd, was I wrong!  This woman's "breast-es" have seen the likes of Irtaly and has one her a Guiness World Record.

Freshalina had this to say:

I linked to a post about Norma’s gigantic chest cannons last month but I think we all would agree that her melons deserve more attention than that. Her cups runneth over!

Next Dance Craze: Beef It Up

Running out of dance moves? Love lawnmowers? And elbows? How bout heart attacks?

Well you're in luck because the Charlie Boy Gang has the perfect dance for you! :-D

I won't lie. I'll probably whip this out the back pocket every now and then right after I'm done cookin'. #swag



Still not sure how to do the dance? Charlie Boy Gang to the rescue! Hit the jump for the tutorial.

Thank You YouTube for...Phill Wade

Lord knows how many more points there would have been in my GPA if it weren't for YouTube, but I'm grateful for people like Phill Wade who keep me looking younger by posting foolishness on the regular.  Known mostly for getting Trey Songz's panties in a bunch by impersonating him (video after the jump), this man has an incredible voice and uses it to keep us laughing.

My favorite video has to be the No Hands Gospel remix.  Maybe it makes sense now why you see me bustin' out in a praise dance in the club once the hook comes on...

More hilarious videos after the jump...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to You...Vickie London

So I was checking out one of my favorite sites of f*ckery, Crunk & Disorderly, and stumbled upon this beautiful rendition of Jennifer Hudson's "No One Gonna Love You." My, my my.

See Freshalina's comments after the jump!